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Soul Eater chapter 63, in which Maka becomes Cardcaptor Sakura...
But with badassedness. And much suggestive straddling of shafts.
...... Shafts of SCYTHES, perverts. Though... Basing this on the anatomy of the human weapons in Soul Eater... she pretty much is straddling his--

Rooster: COCKADOODLE DOO!!!!

--waist. *cough*

And many people have complained that this chapter had no plot development whatsoever...
To which I say... What do you mean? At least now we know what Kidd is up to (HE'S THE LIFE OF THIS PARTY, GUYS. At least he's more fun than you, Gopher... I mean... Who would give you such a silly name and not expect you to grow up being a fun dude? Then our conversations would be like this... "So how was the party?" "Oh, yeah, Gopher was going CRAZY on the karaoke machine! That son of a bitch is one crazy muthafucka!!" But NOOOOOOOOO, you're uptight, boring, and look like Lelouch from Code Geass!! .... You suck, Gopher.), the name of the newest super villain to join the cast unexpectedly (.... No, no. I still hate you, Gopher. You know, gophers used to be considered pests. But now, they've been confirmed to be harmless. HARMLESS. That, like, completely fucks up your title as a super villain... The group is tainted now. Thanks a lot, douchebag.), what the super villains are planning (Our group consists of an evil priest that betrayed his previous affiliation for EVIL, a mean-ass drunk who can turn into a fucking chain-saw, and a guy with magical fucking powers who can eat you alive using a BOOK. What can you do?! Burrow a friggin' hole in the floor?! Gawd, you really ARE a pest, Gopher.), and uh... I'm sorry, I completely forgot what I was talking about.

GOPHER?! REALLY??!
I mean.... HUH?

And the last shot of the manga is of him with some sort of black magical wing of some sort... (The anti-Maka-angel, if you will.)
I'm no zoologist...
But I'm pretty sure gophers aren't affiliated with ANYTHING of the avian variety.
Ohkubo better turn this around and explain this somehow... Else I've given up on his mad character-naming skills.

Now back to my original list...

What Kidd is up to, the name of the new super villain, what said super villains are up to, and.... that Shinigami-sama STILL isn't concerned at all about the whereabouts of his son. (Either that or he knows, and doesn't give a crap about how a pretty boy named GOPHER is beating the living shit out of said son. Soul Eater does not teach good fathering skills, everyone.)

I would also like to say...
"WHO THE FUCK CARES IF THERE'S NO PLOT, ALL THE CHARACTERS HAVE RAGING HORMONES!!!"

And indeed they do.
Maka is irritated with Soul for not understanding all the hints she's throwing at him ("You know, it would be nice to be called an angel sometimes..." "Ox calls Kim an angel!!" "This is all your fault!"), Soul finds this nearly incomprehensible to understand (He just doesn't get girls, does he...? *shakes head* SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO SAY SOME NICE THINGS TO HER ONCE IN A WHILE. GAW. Stupid boys...), BlackStar feels INVINCIBLE (Though he always did... But now he's going fighting against STEIN with confidence. Shiiiiiiiiit, son.), and Kidd can't help arguing with his captors.
Next thing we know, one of them is gonna have classic teenaged angst issues.
............. It'll be Soul. Or BlackStar.

And I keep wondering how Soul and Maka are gonna end up... With that heartfelt enraged yell that Kidd gave when he suspects them of leaving to kill Maka (which, of course, will be exaggerated by many KiddxMaka fanshippers in the near future), we may be heading toward an awkward love triangle, and Soul Eater will teach us readers about the complications of teenage life and love.
Ahh, adolescence. How we hate you so.

.... But holy Shinigami, how OBVIOUS was the whole, "why don't you call me an angel?" spectacle?!
By anime logic, and from a fangirl's perception, she might as well have said, "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME".

COME ON, SOUL!!
Get your head in the game!! Or maybe you're just distracted by the fact that she's STRADDLING YOUR--

Rooster: COCKADOODLE DOO!!

--HIPS. Waist... Uh... Crotchial region--

--ANYWAYS!!!

Later, after Kidd says cryptically, "Maka, be careful..." the scene pans over to Maka and Soul, who, of course, don't get his message.
Spirit shows up and is all, "Maka, Soul... I... have to tell you something."

"I'm really a woman."

"I'm a vampire."

"I am NOT your father, Maka."

"The Decepticons are coming."

"I am Batman."

"Billy Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl."

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, none of those fantasies come true due to EFFING GOPHER SHOWING THE FUCK UP OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE and displaying his uh...
Dark magic... uhhhh...
What... is that thing...?
Is it a wing, I can't really tell...?

Whatever.... Anyways, he spontaneously creates the cliffhanger. *shakes fist in anger*

Upon retrospect...
Maybe he's named after the Gopher protocol, or... the Gopher train... Or a bowline?
..... Or maybe he's just named after the Winnie the Pooh character.
*shudders* Can you imagine him whistling out all his "S"'s? I can't...

I also wonder if weapons can, you know... Feel their meisters... touching them and whatnot.
I mean, there was that one scene where Ragnarok's blade hit Soul's shaft (EVERYTHING SOUNDS DIRTY IN WEAPON-SPEAK!!! OH GOD!!! OH, OHKUBO!!!), and the shaft actually bled, as did Soul, so...
Do you guys think that this whole flying thing is... uh... Ya know....

Soul:

Me: And whenever the meisters wield (a soon-to-be euphemism) their weapons, are they basically molesting them...?

Soul:

Me: I mean, they always have their hands at--

Soul: PLEASE STOP TALKING!!! PLEASE.

Me: Well, no one's answering me... *knocks fist against screen* No one out there knows, so you gotta tell me, Soul.

Soul: Well--

*static*

*turns to Sock Puppet*

Sock Puppet: Today's lesson is that FREUD WAS RIGHT!! (Taken from [link] You know you wanna read it all.)

Random Child: Um... Who's Freud?

Sock Puppet: NO QUESTIONS!!! *breathes fire* The point is the everything is about sex. The shows on TV? Sex. The music on the radio? Sex. (Honestly though... The most popular song right now is Birthday Sex. Can you guess what it's about??) The stuff on the internet? Sex. (Mudkips, anyone?! Are the balls REALLY inert, Goku?!) Resonance of Souls? Sex.

Maka: B-but that's not true--!

Sock Puppet: I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BLAAAARRGHHHH!

Maka: GAAAHHHH!!

*the screen goes black*
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